I’ll never chase a man but if he has tattoos and a beard I might power walk.
asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society has done to the word “daddy”
Anonymous asked: Who is your bestest friend?
Clarissa did you leave this?! Lol
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold